Exercise . . .

I tried to prepare.  I used my asthma inhaler.  Twice.  I stretched and did yoga for 15 minutes.  I mentally exclaimed my overall fitness . . . "I can do this!"

Is it possible for ones lungs to feel like fire inside a vacuum?  Is that even possible?  Collapsing into a fire maybe is what they were doing. 

Not to mention that someone had a winch on my hamstrings.  With every step they were pulled tighter and tighter. 

I failed to run four miles.  But I did make it three.  Well, "run" might not be the correct verb to use in this case.  Perhaps it was a type of slow-motion running.  Or maybe it was just crawling. 

There will be consequences.  Just don't tell me about them until tomorrow!