I wanted to print my lesson for Sunday, but my ink cartridge was empty. I had two old cartridges that Wes had refilled at Walgreens but they had failed to work because they were old and dry on the outside. However, I really wanted to type out my lesson notes so I could study them. I thought, "maybe if I get the ink cartridge a little moist and suck on it, the ink will flow out of the cartridge."
Well, I sucked on the first cartridge and nothing happened. The ink wouldn't flow and it didn't print. I thought I'd try the second one. Since the first one hadn't done anything, I didn't think this one would either, so I gave it a nice, hard suck . . .
Well, I ended up with a mouthful of ink
and black teeth and lips
and I got my lesson printed!
Hee-hee.
Wes told me I had to post this--even though it reveals my true identity
(a witch with rotten teeth and a black soul)!
Self-humiliation. It's therapeutic.
By the way, ink tastes nasty!
5 comments:
Melissa that is so funny! I can't believe you did this. Glad you got your lesson printed off.
You are a funny girl! Thank you for learning that hard lesson so I don't have to experience it for myself--
Ha! That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing. That will be a featherhead moment I won't have to experience for myself now.
You truly are a Somers!!!!! That is SO funny! Don't you love it when you are in a room cracking up all by yourself? That's me now. And probably for another 10 minutes. Hilarious!
How funny. Glad you were willing to share!
i have tried to suck on pens to get the ink flowing but never thought to do it to the printer ink. I guess I will never try now.
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